13 More Funny Political Quotes

Hi again!

I’ve had some free time, so I decided to share some more of the funny political quotes with you! So, without much ado, here they are:

 

My choice early in life was between whether to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.
– Harry S. Truman

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
– Winston Churchill

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
– Plato

A politician is a person with whose politics you don’t agree. If you agree with him, he is a statesman.
– David Lloyd George

It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
– Erma Bombeck

Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
– Bob Edwards

Without going to jail, you cannot be a big politician.
– Babban Kumar, member of Parliament in India

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
– Molly Ivins

Politics is show business for ugly people.
– Paul Begala

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
– Tom Lehrer

I offer my opponents a bargain. If they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
– Adlai Stevenson

Politicians who say how much they hate Washington but run for reelection are like people who stay married to Mel Gibson.
– Andy Borowitz

All politicians should have three hats – one to throw into the ring, one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected.
– Carl Sandburg

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