I’ve had some free time, so I decided to share some more of the funny political quotes with you! So, without much ado, here they are:
My choice early in life was between whether to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.
– Harry S. Truman
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
– Winston Churchill
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
A politician is a person with whose politics you don’t agree. If you agree with him, he is a statesman.
– David Lloyd George
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
– Erma Bombeck
Now I know what a statesman is; he’s a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
– Bob Edwards
Without going to jail, you cannot be a big politician.
– Babban Kumar, member of Parliament in India
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
– Molly Ivins
Politics is show business for ugly people.
– Paul Begala
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
– Tom Lehrer
I offer my opponents a bargain. If they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
– Adlai Stevenson
Politicians who say how much they hate Washington but run for reelection are like people who stay married to Mel Gibson.
– Andy Borowitz
All politicians should have three hats – one to throw into the ring, one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected.
– Carl Sandburg